|Dumbass Grizzly Adams in patronizing propaganda illustration. The truth is, Adams poked his nose into bear-business once too often, and a grizzly tastefully poked a hole through Adams' skull. Later, after Adams survived Nature's corrective remedy, a curious circus monkey nibbled on Adams' still-exposed brain, and the rest is a lousy 1970s adventure show, starring Sasquatch as Adams.|
Similar to the story a couple of weeks ago about a man being devoured by dogs he had kept and starved in his house, the human-dominated news media spun the Montana grizzly attack as some kind of upsetting outcome, instead of a righteous victory over the forces of primate idiocy and arrogance. The only sad part of the tale is that the grizzly did not kill both the gun nuts, and pin their heads to trees as trophies.
And yes, I know, the hunters have families—boo-hoo-hoo. So does the fucking grizzly! You don't want to end up lunch in the woods? Stop committing terrorist acts against the bear community, morons.